Kidsmedium
The Wi-Fi Goes to Bed When You Do
It's a school night. The router has opinions now.
The problem
The kids swear they're asleep. The 1am YouTube traffic says otherwise.
What it does
At lights-out, the kids' devices lose internet. A 10-minute warning fires first so it isn't a war crime. Weekends get a later curfew.
You'll need
- Router integration (e.g. UniFi/OPNsense) or per-device switches
- input_datetime for curfew (optional)
The payoff
Sleep. Yours and theirs.
The YAML
alias: "Angry Dad — Kids' Wi-Fi Curfew"
description: Warns, then cuts the kids' internet at bedtime. Later on weekends.
mode: single
triggers:
- trigger: time
at: "20:50:00"
id: weeknight_warn
- trigger: time
at: "21:00:00"
id: weeknight_cut
- trigger: time
at: "21:50:00"
id: weekend_warn
- trigger: time
at: "22:00:00"
id: weekend_cut
conditions: []
actions:
- choose:
- conditions:
- condition: trigger
id: weeknight_warn
- condition: time
weekday: [mon, tue, wed, thu, sun]
sequence:
- action: notify.mobile_app_kids_tablet
data:
message: "10 minutes. Wrap it up."
- conditions:
- condition: trigger
id: weeknight_cut
- condition: time
weekday: [mon, tue, wed, thu, sun]
sequence:
- action: switch.turn_off
target:
entity_id: switch.kids_wifi
- conditions:
- condition: trigger
id: weekend_warn
- condition: time
weekday: [fri, sat]
sequence:
- action: notify.mobile_app_kids_tablet
data:
message: "10 minutes. It's the weekend, don't push it."
- conditions:
- condition: trigger
id: weekend_cut
- condition: time
weekday: [fri, sat]
sequence:
- action: switch.turn_off
target:
entity_id: switch.kids_wifiDrop this into an automation (or a package under config/packages/) and swap the entity IDs for your own.
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